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When Director Fury insisted that Steve take a sex ed class so that he could be more informed about how sex had changed over the past sixty years, Steve felt like the awkward teenager he was many, many years ago. A lump formed in his throat and his palms began to sweat. Thankfully Phil had opted out on that mission on teaching Rogers new things about the world. That would have been quite awkward. But it had turned out to be far more worse for Steve. Fury had asked the Avengers team to help him out. After the incident with Thor in Asgard with Loki dying, and after the Winter Soldier incident, Fury realized that it was time to get Steve, “

When Director Fury insisted that Steve take a sex ed class so that he could be more informed about how sex had changed over the past sixty years, Steve felt like the awkward teenager he was many, many years ago. A lump formed in his throat and his palms began to sweat. Thankfully Phil had opted out on that mission on teaching Rogers new things about the world. That would have been quite awkward. But it had turned out to be far more worse for Steve. Fury had asked the Avengers team to help him out. After the incident with Thor in Asgard with Loki dying, and after the Winter Soldier incident, Fury realized that it was time to get Steve, “

Intro ...Canada. Sleepovers with Matthew and his brother Alfred always proved themselves to be eventful. Whether or not that was a good thing, you’ve yet to decide. “Matthew, help! Your– brother– is– choking– me!” “C-C’mon now Alfred, let _____ go, it’s just a movie–” “NO! Oh god, DO NOT OPEN THAT CLOSET!” Having completely disregarded Matthew’s attempts at making Alfred let you go, the American instead chose to grab onto Matthew too, ensnaring him in his death grip in his fit of fear. Why did you accept their invitation for a sleepover again? O

A Moment With Iron Man “(Name),” Tony growled. “Stay still.” “But it tickles!” you giggled. You were in the lab with Tony who was testing out a new suit on you. JARVIS was the one who was putting on the suit while Tony looked over the blueprints but the AI informed him that he couldn’t do much with you moving so much. Apparently you were very ticklish and the slightest touch of cold metal to your skin made you giggle. Tony rolled his eyes at your childish behavior and walked over to the fridge to pull out a cherry flavoured popsicle. You stopped moving at once when your eyes landed on the icy treat.

You could hear banging at your door. You frowned. It was five in the morning. You had spent all night getting the paperwork done from weeks of neglect because of a long meeting that drug out for too long with America. Your boss said you could have the day off if you managed that and yet someone was banging at your door in the god-forbidden hours of the morning – early morning. You had just crawled into bed too. You were about to fall asleep when you were startled because of the noise. Now you would never fall asleep. You stumbled out of bed, grumbling softly to yourself. You couldn't turn someone away. It could be important. If something

You could hear banging at your door. You frowned. It was five in the morning. You had spent all night getting the paperwork done from weeks of neglect because of a long meeting that drug out for too long with America. Your boss said you could have the day off if you managed that and yet someone was banging at your door in the god-forbidden hours of the morning – early morning. You had just crawled into bed too. You were about to fall asleep when you were startled because of the noise. Now you would never fall asleep. You stumbled out of bed, grumbling softly to yourself. You couldn't turn someone away. It could be important. If something

When Director Fury insisted that Steve take a sex ed class so that he could be more informed about how sex had changed over the past sixty years, Steve felt like the awkward teenager he was many, many years ago. A lump formed in his throat and his palms began to sweat. Thankfully Phil had opted out on that mission on teaching Rogers new things about the world. That would have been quite awkward. But it had turned out to be far more worse for Steve. Fury had asked the Avengers team to help him out. After the incident with Thor in Asgard with Loki dying, and after the Winter Soldier incident, Fury realized that it was time to get Steve, “

  Snog.  It sounded a bit funny.  But what did it mean?  These were the thoughts that filled your mind as you continued on your stroll around the park near your house. Earlier, Francis had come up to you and told you to ask Arthur to snog you...  When you had asked what the word 'snog' meant, he merely did that funny 'Ohonhonhon~' laugh of his, his perverted smirk growing a bit wider. He then said, 'Arthur will show you soon, ma cherie!' before walking away, leaving you confused.  You had considered looking it up, but being the lazy person you were you decided not to. Snog couldn't be a bad thing, could it?  ...Well, maybe it coul

You could hear banging at your door. You frowned. It was five in the morning. You had spent all night getting the paperwork done from weeks of neglect because of a long meeting that drug out for too long with America. Your boss said you could have the day off if you managed that and yet someone was banging at your door in the god-forbidden hours of the morning – early morning. You had just crawled into bed too. You were about to fall asleep when you were startled because of the noise. Now you would never fall asleep. You stumbled out of bed, grumbling softly to yourself. You couldn't turn someone away. It could be important. If something

You could hear banging at your door. You frowned. It was five in the morning. You had spent all night getting the paperwork done from weeks of neglect because of a long meeting that drug out for too long with America. Your boss said you could have the day off if you managed that and yet someone was banging at your door in the god-forbidden hours of the morning – early morning. You had just crawled into bed too. You were about to fall asleep when you were startled because of the noise. Now you would never fall asleep. You stumbled out of bed, grumbling softly to yourself. You couldn't turn someone away. It could be important. If something

“Up! Now!” You groaned into your pillow and looked over at your clock with squinted eyes. It was 2:15pm and to be honest you had no intention of getting up today, you were going to stay in bed and sleep because you couldn’t sleep last night and you’d quite frankly had enough of everything and there was just no point. “(Y/n) I’m not going to tell you again. Get out of bed, now!” “No, you can’t tell me what to do with my life, go away.” You grumbled putting your duvet over your head. “Don’t make me order you.”  You lifted your arm from under the duvet and held it up

You could hear banging at your door. You frowned. It was five in the morning. You had spent all night getting the paperwork done from weeks of neglect because of a long meeting that drug out for too long with America. Your boss said you could have the day off if you managed that and yet someone was banging at your door in the god-forbidden hours of the morning – early morning. You had just crawled into bed too. You were about to fall asleep when you were startled because of the noise. Now you would never fall asleep. You stumbled out of bed, grumbling softly to yourself. You couldn't turn someone away. It could be important. If something

The next morning you woke at 8am; you were really getting used to this early riser thing that was going on with you. You washed up and put on a fresh pair of clothes before brushing out your curly locks and throwing them back up into a blonde ponytail. You crept quietly out of your room and wandered aimlessly around the huge house until you finally happened upon what you were looking for, the kitchen. As you had expected, the kitchen was huge. You took a few minutes to familiarize yourself with the kitchen, figuring out where all the utensils, pots and pans, and varieties of foods were located. One thing was for sure, Mycroft’s kitchen

The next morning you woke at 8am; you were really getting used to this early riser thing that was going on with you. You washed up and put on a fresh pair of clothes before brushing out your curly locks and throwing them back up into a blonde ponytail. You crept quietly out of your room and wandered aimlessly around the huge house until you finally happened upon what you were looking for, the kitchen. As you had expected, the kitchen was huge. You took a few minutes to familiarize yourself with the kitchen, figuring out where all the utensils, pots and pans, and varieties of foods were located. One thing was for sure, Mycroft’s kitchen

A Moment With Iron Man “(Name),” Tony growled. “Stay still.” “But it tickles!” you giggled. You were in the lab with Tony who was testing out a new suit on you. JARVIS was the one who was putting on the suit while Tony looked over the blueprints but the AI informed him that he couldn’t do much with you moving so much. Apparently you were very ticklish and the slightest touch of cold metal to your skin made you giggle. Tony rolled his eyes at your childish behavior and walked over to the fridge to pull out a cherry flavoured popsicle. You stopped moving at once when your eyes landed on the icy treat.

WARNING: Low sexual theme and language _______________________________________________________________________ “Listen here, you lil’ shit” You point your pointer finger against the cheek of the Horse’s Ass named Jean. “Oh, what are you going to do? Poke me to death?” Jean asked in a fake scared tone. You narrowed your (e/c) eyes at him, and flip him on and put him in a head lock with your legs. “Bitch, I’ll do worst, ya hear me? Horse’s Ass” You pull his arm back, “Give in!” “Awh, ow ow ow ow! STOP!” He cried out. “Hell to the no. bitch, make me.R

"You idiot! Why can't you be more gentlemanly?!" England yelled at America. ______ rolled her eyes.  Here we go again,  she lamented. Why did England have to be so anal? Sure, America was ... immature at times, but that's what made him! Geez, you'd think he'd realize that already; he raised him, after all. Besides, ______ had never seen this gentleman side England was so proud of. The whole time she'd known him, he'd never done a single gentlemanly thing. And that pissed her off more. "Dude, chill." America chuckled, anime sweat on his head. "I will not 'chill'!" England fumed. "I raised you better than that! You need to grow up or the ot